If in fact the woman you’re speaking of is intelligent, we seriously doubt the prospect that her feelings are reciprocated. But if indeed she feels that you as well are intelligent, your initial statement of her intelligence is now, unfortunately for you, somewhat incorrect. I don’t think Twitter is for you, my good friend. Try scribing in the dirt with a couple of sticks — my four year old nephew finds that it’s more than adequate for his amusement.
Somehow, we don’t think these conversations are as intelligent as you might believe. Next time you have one, record it. If all you hear is babble about Idol, the latest Lady Gaga filmclip or how your parents still don’t understand how hard your life in the suburbs really is, it’s probably not very intelligent at all.
We imagine that the Earth’s rotation is not caused by magnetic forces, gravity or physics, but by a massive coal burner situated deep within the bowels of the planet that is constantly fed a stream of Twidiots who attempt to sound witty by spewing quotes, but end up riding the failboat while trying. Here, have some crayons.
Fairly high level of intelligence for what? Fingerpainting? Making macaroni pictures? Toasting bread? Before you go pointing out the apparent stupidity of another human being, check to see if you can count the number of braincells in use in your cranium-space on one hand. If you can, you probably should give Twitter a miss – other people can see how retarded you are.
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