FAQ

WHAT IS SHITTR.NET ALL ABOUT?
Stuff. Things. Groupings of objects randomly scattered across a multicolored plain of moss. But seriously, if you need to ask that question, you may be a little intellectually challenged. Read here.

CAN I SUBMIT CONTENT TO YOU TO PUT ON SHITTR?
Hell yes you can! In fact, if you don’t submit something funny from Twitter to us, we’re going to hunt you down, slowly remove the skin from your body using an old cheese grater, then feed it to our pet harpies Fleshripper and Roger. So to avoid that unpleasantness, click here to submit something to us.

…or else!

WHAT CAN I SUBMIT TO SHITTR
Anything from Twitter you think others might find moderately (or even majorly) amusing. This could be typos, people saying absolutely stupid shit, photos from TwitPic, fights, breakups, suicide notes, recipes for the Colonel’s secret herbs and spices…you know, normal Twitter stuff. And if you can’t find any of that, we’ll accept you Fed-Exing us a few virgins for sacrifice. If you need help on how to take screen shots or how to submit, click here.

WHAT DO YOU CLASS AS ‘INAPPROPRIATE’ CONTENT?
Nothing! If you have a photo taken from Twitpic that involves seven shaved, lesbian kangaroos, having an orgy in a mound of dark matter, foot scrapings and liquid baby, we’d love to see it. In case you can’t find that, providing that what you are submitting is legal and Twitter-related, send it on through!