If in fact the woman you’re speaking of is intelligent, we seriously doubt the prospect that her feelings are reciprocated. But if indeed she feels that you as well are intelligent, your initial statement of her intelligence is now, unfortunately for you, somewhat incorrect. I don’t think Twitter is for you, my good friend. Try scribing in the dirt with a couple of sticks — my four year old nephew finds that it’s more than adequate for his amusement.
Somehow, we don’t think these conversations are as intelligent as you might believe. Next time you have one, record it. If all you hear is babble about Idol, the latest Lady Gaga filmclip or how your parents still don’t understand how hard your life in the suburbs really is, it’s probably not very intelligent at all.
We imagine that the Earth’s rotation is not caused by magnetic forces, gravity or physics, but by a massive coal burner situated deep within the bowels of the planet that is constantly fed a stream of Twidiots who attempt to sound witty by spewing quotes, but end up riding the failboat while trying. Here, have some crayons.
Fairly high level of intelligence for what? Fingerpainting? Making macaroni pictures? Toasting bread? Before you go pointing out the apparent stupidity of another human being, check to see if you can count the number of braincells in use in your cranium-space on one hand. If you can, you probably should give Twitter a miss – other people can see how retarded you are.
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There are a myriad of reasons: Using your finger to over-zealously mine for nasal gold. Facial raping from invisible alien badgers. Or more likely, you’re about to liquefy into a pool of messiness. In any case, I’d run if I were you. Just run.
Possibly. However scientific studies have linked vaginal bleeding with the female species having monthly nervous breakdowns. I think they named them “periods”. So what you’re suffering is probably normal, though if you’re unsure perhaps you should show the bleeding to that raving homeless dude that lives in the alley near your house — I’m sure he’ll appreciate this ‘phenonenon’.
If in fact you are working in some kind of establishment that serves a myriad of homosexual customers, the anal bleeding could be the result of a bumming. That would just be logic. But hey, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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Hymen — a mythical and seldom-seen creature that hails from the dark region known as Vaginadorn. Used as something of a virginal guard dog, protecting fair maidens from the thrusting advances of mischievous men’s pork-sword. At least, that’s what we think it’s all about. And it seems Twitter users have just about the same clue that we have…
I can’t say I’m any kind of authority in a biomedical field of any description, however my meager knowledge of the female form tells me that a hymen is something, like your innocence, that simply won’t return after you roger yourself with a couple of digits at the age of fourteen, while dreaming of David Hasselhoff with his dense copse of hamburger meat spilling out of his shirt. Or, whatever else it is teenage girls think about these days while masturbating.
Is that like a normal hymen? So when someone makes you aware of a piece of knowledge you weren’t privy to earlier, do you bleed profusely from an orifice?
Yes. Wheaties are still a breakfast treat enjoyed by many an aspiring sporting hero. In fact, we believe that Tiger Woods still enjoys them while in between acts of violating cocktail waitresses behind his wife’s back. On the matter of your hymen, however, with a name like fuckmefuckme, we’re doubtful that yours was ever intact beyond your eleventh birthday.
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Oh really? Well I’ve decided that when I’m Supreme Overlord of Earth, I’m going to make punches in the face mandatory punishment for misspelling the name of the country you live in.
Do I seriously bother naming all that’s wrong with this one? Or maybe I should just get really high so I “dunt rember” watching “amarican” idol. Whoever this sean8412 character is, the first time he gets laid it’ll probably be with his sister within the soft confines of a haystack in a barn somewhere.
Your teacher is obviously more retarded than you if they gave you an “A” for an American society class when you can’t even spell America right. You young madam, are indeed a fool. The sad thing is that this girl will probably end up breeding with the guy above and end up watering-down the human genome even further than it already is. These are truly sad times we live in.
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